Things I've learned About Marriage

14 Things I've Learned About Marriage

1. No matter how hard you think marriage is going to be, it will be harder.

2. Purchasing a bigger comforter does NOT mean you will have more blanket in the middle of the night, your spouse will just burrito themselves even more. 

3. You will eat more frozen food than you probably ever imagined, because sometimes cooking a four course meal is just not fun after a long day of work.

4. Your spouse may still lock you out of the bathroom even after almost 7 years of being together. 

5.You WILL pick up a lot of clothes off of the floor that your spouse somehow only managed to make 2 inches away from the laundry hamper. 

6. Men miss the toilet, A LOT and you will clean it up on a regular basis. 

7. My husband is macho until it comes to him being sick or hurt, then he becomes a big baby.

8. You will baby him. 

9. Buying a coat rack and shoe rack does not mean they will use them.

10. Your spouse will surprise you and do things around the house that you wouldn't think about like cleaning the hair out of the drain, yes he does that! 

11. My husband cooks dinner, that's right he cooks!!! The menu may only consist of Grilling, spaghetti, and ramen noodles, but he cooks!

12.You will catch them picking their nose or passing gas at an opportune time and you just have to laugh. 

13. The moment you find out that you created life together will be one of the most amazing moments. There is nothing quite like the rush you get. 

14. No matter how much they may annoy you, you will proceed to do anything and everything for them because you love them. 

Until next time. <3